Nigerian Narrates How He Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing P3nis
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.
I won’t say the state this happened.
At first I didn’t clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.
What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn’t do anything wrong.
One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad’s number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.
Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.
The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn’t stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.
He then started saying that initially he didn’t feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that’s why he dragged the case to the station.
The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.
The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn’t be annoyed that if I were in the guy’s shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.
When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn’t be angry.
Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn’t hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.
My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.
There were 2 things on my mind. It’s either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.
Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.
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